Fuck You, Swine Flu. I mean, if you were actually a menacing disease, that required us to keep the public on our toes and our scientists in the laboratory to figure out how to manage you, then at least you’d have some of our respect. But, no.
You’re not even a particularly dangerous strain of influenza. You’re some weak-ass bastard child of swine and avian flus (which, by the way, at least have the balls to kill more than a dozen people each year). You get our whole country into an uproar, and you’re not even interesting enough to know what to do with it. Kiss my ass, swine flu.
via fuckyeahswineflu
