Fuck YOU, Beard. Sure, you make me look dapper and mysterious. But just when I think you’re my friend and let my guard down, you betray me by secretly harboring crumbs in you, and then when I meet someone new they think I’m some unbalanced cabin-dwelling recluse from Montana.
And plus all that itching while you’re growing in; what the fuck is up with that, Beards?
via fuckyeahbeards
