Fuck you, Bon Jovi. Everybody knows you suck, but just because you know it too, doesn’t mean you’re cool. You know what it means? It means you still suck.
“Hey, look at me, I let Triumph the Insult Comic Dog make fun of me, and I’m totally hip with it! That makes me cool, right?” No. It means that in addition to sucking, you’re also a sucker.
